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Insurance Rip-off Tips that will save you a ton of grief
OK, no one does this on a web site. You can read the single paragraph “brochure” version of who we are on the About Us page, but this is who we are at a gut level and some lessons from the Insurance Insider School of Hard Knocks. Here, you’ll be reading about us, but this is really about you and tips that will help you do a better job of buying insurance – from anyone. Want to really “size us up” and know who you’re dealing with? Let me tell you the story:

All that glitters...?

You know how it is. In the 80’s when starting out in Business Insurance I was so green I was wilting. –Snagged a job with the largest writer of Workers Comp in the U.S. to peddle their wares in my home town of Fort Worth. A real “blue chip” job with the best in the Commercial Insurance business. With no experience and little more than their training in the bag, the first account I got the chance to quote was a business owned by a friend of my father. He was “gonna let the kid take a stab at it”. I brought his information back to the office with a lot of fanfare. The Sales Manager even came from Dallas to help put the applications together. I did little more than watch him do the task and then pitched his underwriting results to the prospect and SOLD!


Tip #1-Scamming the Payroll

This business was looking easy until six months later when I got a call from the bookkeeper for the client asking why the payrolls on the policy were so low. Dad’s friend was unreasonably gracious, even though he never knew it was my Manager who “played funny” with the numbers to get him such a “great price”. Of course that “deal” would only last until the insurance payroll audit billed the understated difference at the end of the policy year. (So, Tip #1 – Never accept an insurance proposal without knowing the rating or exposure basis of the quote. Don’t just accept a low number. It simply may not stick.) There are similar shyster tricks in Business Auto, General Liability... you name it.

Tip #2-Inflated Promises

Undaunted by the whole tawdry and embarrassing affair and convinced it was a professional business, after a while I sought professional guidance from the star Business Sales Rep in the office (and nearly top in the Region). The company was really good at Workers Comp, competitive at other insurance, but frankly I thought their Life Insurance policy was a bit of a dog. –One of those “build cash value-type” policies that frankly didn’t build very well, but made the insurance company a lot of money. We had a quota to sell some of those to our business clients. It was important enough that some of the guys just bought the quota on their own life and extended family. The star Sales Rep always blew past the quota. He seemed like a life insurance machine so I asked his advice. He took me under his wing and shared his magic. The “secret sauce”? -Inflate the cash value forecast on his proposals till it was just “good enough to eat”, but not so much that it was “hard to swallow”. Just make up a song they want to hear and they’ll buy it almost every time. I never actually confirmed the rumor, but folks suspected he did the same thing on Workers Comp dividend forecast exhibits. (So, Tip #2 – Put a note on your calendar to confirm if you actually get any forecast that was promised. It could be dividends, investment returns or services). Often those promises get muddled or forgotten a year later and many insurance people know it so they over-promise, under-deliver and never get caught.

There are a few rotten apples in every barrel and I am convinced that most in the Commercial Insurance business are not like those guys, but I’ve seen lots of examples like these over the years in one form or another. In the early days I really wondered if an honest guy could make it in this business and those struggles left a scar. The promise about honest advice in the banner above this page is more than a slogan. It’s a heart felt commitment that’s come from hard knocks. For us it is central – not just honor among thieves, but honor ...period.

Tip #3-Insurance Snob

People often think of insurance agents as a seedy lot. We rank somewhere between huckster used car dealers and ambulance chasing lawyers in the mind of many. After hearing the above stories you probably think we earned that unenviable reputation and you have a point. In truth, Risk Management is a professional discipline when practiced well and it can be a sophisticated financial transaction on which businesses are dependent. But, like the IRS we are always asking for money and no one likes that. Are you ready for a shock? You might be surprised to know that Business Insurance guys think of themselves as the cream of the insurance crop - perhaps the cream of the business advisor crop. Most of them think they’re really a cut above those Life insurance guys and even the people that sell personal auto insurance. And of course all of them look down their nose at claims adjusters and loss control people that can’t do their job without making someone angry. I guess it’s because of the stodgy training and because some agents write really big accounts.

Here’s where that snobby attitude gets them into trouble. They can also act like prima donna Doctors, paranoid that if they don’t sell the customer everything he’ll buy, they’re scared to death the customer will sue his sox off if there is an uninsured claim. Also, you should know that some policies are just “beneath him”. Now I think businesses should have great protection, but I also think there are some cases where business owners look at the premium and decide to take the risk. Some business owners are more risk adverse than others, but taking risk in return for profit is, after all what business owners do every day. They just like to understand the risk and decide. Surprisingly, that is what resulted in our romance with restaurants.

Romance with Restaurants

Return again to the story. In the late 80’s the Workers Comp system was at its absolute worst and Texas was almost the worst in the nation. Most felt the system was totally out of control and the press sometimes included articles about businesses leaving the State due to cost. Texas has always been a maverick in insurance law. One of the biggest differences compared to other states was that businesses were never forced to be a part of the State Workers Compensation system (legal disadvantages acknowledged –check out our free resources section for additional information). At that time there was little else a business could buy to control the work injury risk except for a very large deductible liability policy from Lloyds of London. ...Enter, insurance snobs afraid of risk. Almost no agent would sell the insurance. Selling anything other than Workers Comp was frankly considered reckless (and dare I say “evil”?). Even now, when the State estimates that about 52% of restaurants DON’T buy real Workers Comp and the policies have improved drastically, many agents still try not to sell it because of perceived risk and legal complexity. Even if they sell it, they don’t do it very well. Want proof? Just Google or Yahoo “Restaurant Insurance Texas” and look for just one that mentions anything other than Workers Comp. I doubt you’ll find a single “Restaurant Insurance Expert” that will advertise an ability to serve that half of restaurant owners! ...Interesting isn’t it. How can they can be restaurant experts and neglect half of the market for the most common source of insurable business loss?

Well, in 1991 we wrote our first restaurant account. A co-founder of the agency prospected a 300 location franchise that had almost 100 company owned stores. They were already intending to leave the Workers Comp system but their agent wouldn’t help them set up the policy. We managed to work it all out and the client estimated almost a million dollars in savings in the first 2 years due to reduced premium and more flexibility in controlling claims. We’ve enjoyed the independent entrepreneurial spirit of restaurateurs ever since. A year later we worked with a safety firm, Lloyds of London and an employee benefits company to create a safety group program that made reasonable work injury benefits and liability coverage available to smaller businesses. Over the years, the Workers Comp system got a lot better and we currently have more premium in the system than out of it, but many restaurants simply don’t want to buy “real” Workers Comp. Our position is to get the best policy for the best price and help customers understand the difference. (Tip #3 –Buy from an agent that wants to sell the best of what you want to buy).

So there we are. We can advance thru the years and tout professional credentials with initials that won’t make much sense if you’re not in the insurance business, but basically, the header at the top of the web page tells you what we do at our core. Perhaps a little more candidly, we are honest, non-“insurance snobs” that give you great advice and the best deal on what you want to buy. We’d rather earn a nickel than steal a dime. You can put fancy words to it and call it a mission, but we’re passionate about honest, effective advice and providing a great price. It’s what you’ll get if we do business.